Roast Your Desk

Ever wondered what your desk says about you? Now's your chance to find out! Upload a photo of your workspace and let our AI serve up some hilarious (but brutally honest) critiques. Whether it's a minimalist setup or a chaotic masterpiece, we'll roast it with style.

How It Works

• Snap a photo of your desk - the messier, the better!
• Upload it through our simple form
• Receive your roast within minutes
• Share the laughs with coworkers or friends

What Our AI Notices

The algorithm analyzes everything from your desk organization to your snack choices. Common roast targets include:

• That suspicious coffee cup ring collection
• The "organized chaos" filing system
• Dust levels that could qualify as an archaeological dig
• The single plant you've somehow managed to keep alive

Why Get Roasted?

Beyond the laughs, our roasts actually help identify productivity pitfalls. That mountain of post-its? Maybe it's time for a digital solution. The 17 half-empty water bottles? Hydration is good, but recycling is better.

Note: All roasts are AI-generated and meant in good fun. We promise not to actually shame anyone's grandma for that knitted mouse pad.