Roast My Tree: Submit Your Christmas Tree for Humorous Critique

Is your Christmas tree looking a little... unique this year? Whether it's leaning like the Tower of Pisa or decorated with questionable DIY ornaments, we want to see it! Submit a photo of your tree for a lighthearted roast session. Our team of festive critics will deliver playful (but good-natured) feedback on your holiday decor.

How It Works

• Email your tree photo to trees@roastmytree.com
• Include your name (or remain anonymous)
• Tell us the backstory - we love hearing about family traditions or decorating disasters!
• Check our website every Friday in December for featured trees

What Makes a Great Submission?

The best entries usually have one of these charming qualities:

• Creative but questionable ornament choices (we've seen everything from action figures to kitchen utensils)
• Structural integrity issues (trees that appear to be held up by sheer holiday spirit)
• Over-the-top decorations (when more is definitely... more)
• Minimalist attempts gone wrong (that one sad strand of tinsel)

Why Participate?

Beyond the laughs, this is a celebration of what makes holiday decorating special - the imperfect, personal touches that make your tree uniquely yours. Our roasts are always delivered with holiday cheer, and we highlight the creativity behind every submission.

Note: All submissions must be received by December 20th to be included in our holiday feature. By participating, you agree to have your tree photo shared on our website and social media channels.