BrowserBurn: The Chrome Extension That Roasts Your Browsing Habits

Ever wished your browser could call you out for wasting time? Meet BrowserBurn, a hilarious Chrome extension that replaces your standard new tab page with personalized roasts based on your browsing history.

How It Works

BrowserBurn analyzes your recent browsing activity and generates witty, sarcastic comments about your online behavior. For example:

• "Back to YouTube again? That's the 12th cat video today."
• "Wow, 47 open tabs? Someone's feeling ambitious."
• "Researching 'how to be productive' while scrolling Twitter? Classic."

Key Features

• Real-time analysis of your browsing patterns
• Hundreds of pre-programmed roast combinations
• Customizable roast intensity (from gentle teasing to brutal honesty)
• Option to disable for specific websites
• Completely private - all processing happens locally

Why It's Useful

While primarily humorous, BrowserBurn serves as a lighthearted productivity tool. Many users report:

• Increased awareness of time-wasting habits
• Motivation to close unnecessary tabs
• Amusing breaks during work sessions
• Great conversation starters when sharing screens

Installation & Customization

Available in the Chrome Web Store, BrowserBurn installs in seconds. The settings panel lets you:

• Adjust how frequently roasts refresh
• Create whitelists for serious websites
• Toggle between text-only and meme-enhanced roasts
• Enable/disable specific roast categories

Whether you need a laugh or a subtle productivity nudge, BrowserBurn offers a fresh take on the new tab experience. Just don't be surprised if it calls out your 3-hour Netflix binge.